Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...