Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...