Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...