Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...