Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...