Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...