A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...