Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...