Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...