Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.