These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.