The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....