Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...