37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...