La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Christmas Punnies!
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Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...