Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...