Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...