Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...