Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...