A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....