High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...