cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...