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Husband’s Midlife Crisis
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Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Diary of an AOL User
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Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
A secret pregnant lover
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