Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...