Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...