Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
mouse’s favorite record?
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Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...