Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.