Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...