A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...