Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...