Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!