The Hat
The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...