Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...