New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...