Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...