Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....