The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...