Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...