What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...