Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...