Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
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19 putdowns and rejections!
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...