USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...