Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...