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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
I wrote it!
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A good idea
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Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Fleas
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Clinton Fart
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Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...