The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
If Sony made toasters…
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The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Men Are Like…….
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Hunter shot by fox
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Actual Court Sayings!
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make a glow worm happy
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Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...