Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....