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When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Free haircuts
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Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...