Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...