True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....