Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...